a detailed list of people who have a crush on me:
(Source: 270293, via allrainbowsandpuppies)
i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it
LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM
WHAT IS THIS WHY IS HE SO HAPPY
HE’S CRADLING IT LIKE A FUCKING BABY WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING.
(Source: teambeentohell, via emmaisalesbian)
"And above all, watch with glittering eyes the whole world around you because the greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places. Those who don’t believe in magic will never find it."
Roald Dahl, The Minpins (via girlwithoutwings)
(Source: quote-book, via sna-forever)
"Someday you’ll find the right person, and you’ll learn to have a lot more confidence in yourself. That’s what I think. So don’t settle for anything less. In this world, there are things you can only do alone, and things you can only do with somebody else. It’s important to combine the two in just the right amount."
Haruki Murakami (via arabarabarab)
(Source: rochelledelaroche, via 57cm)
Reasons I grab my boobs
- running upstairs
- running downstairs
- running
- stoked on life
- scared
- walking through my house in the dark
- bored
- boobs
(via timetoshavemyeyebrows)
So homosexuality is a sin but high heeled sneakers aren’t
(Source: charmslapped, via weirdlycoollesbian)
